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oh no someone said something about a woman, better get offended

I’m reminded of that netflix commercial (i think its netflix) where that woman is ogling that guy in the dungeon; you know the one.

sexism goes both ways, ya know.

    • #looks like a job for the social justice leage
  • 8 hours ago
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    • #Team Fortress 2
    • #street fighter
  • 8 hours ago
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Champ Select:
-Call support
-no one says anything
-Call bot lane
-No one says anything
-Game starts
-everyone tells me to get out of bot and go mid
-have support runes, masteries, and initial items
-Somehow fuck up Veigar in midlane in a one on one
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Champ Select:

-Call support

-no one says anything

-Call bot lane

-No one says anything

-Game starts

-everyone tells me to get out of bot and go mid

-have support runes, masteries, and initial items

-Somehow fuck up Veigar in midlane in a one on one

    • #League of Legends
  • 2 days ago
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-Go on a crazy killstreak
-Receive marriage proposal
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-Go on a crazy killstreak

-Receive marriage proposal

    • #League of Legends
  • 3 days ago
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Tumblr I beg you to stop
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Tumblr I beg you to stop

    • #tumblr
  • 5 days ago
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This is for all the TF2 players who think pocketing [instead of keeping as many teammates at 150% health] is a good strategy.
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This is for all the TF2 players who think pocketing [instead of keeping as many teammates at 150% health] is a good strategy.

    • #Team Fortress 2
  • 5 days ago
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I enjoy making distracting sprays.

    • #Team Fortress 2
  • 5 days ago
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oh and i got partnered with this guy the very next match, too.

    • #League of Legends
  • 6 days ago
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Why can I never win???

-file taxes

get refund

-college sends correction of financial aid

-fill out tax correction form

-wait weeks

-wait

-3 months later:

The same thing happened last year with my insurance card; for some reason the mail person won’t put it in the mail box of this apartment. Notice they have no difficulty sending this letter, or bills to me.

I want that $800.

    • #god dammit
  • 1 week ago
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A non-Loki related reason you should be reading comic books.

    • #spider man
  • 1 week ago
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Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him
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Tarzan was king of the jungle
and Lord over all the apes
but he could hardly string together four words
“I Tarzan, you Jane”
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Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him

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Tarzan was king of the jungle
and Lord over all the apes
but he could hardly string together four words
“I Tarzan, you Jane”
    • #dc
    • #comics
    • #batman
    • #superman
    • #tarzan
    • #crash test dummies
  • 1 week ago
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Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY read The Hobbit

thefoxxybenedict:

I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.

(via psyqualia)

Source: thefoxxybenedict

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Special Combo Takedown: Bat Bitch-Slap
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Special Combo Takedown: Bat Bitch-Slap

    • #batman
  • 1 week ago
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cautioncat:

sirkowski:

kouotsu:

vomit coming out of my ears atm

Well ain’t she fucking special.

This attire could be completely black, or loud. That, and it seems like they’re not wearing a tshirt either.
They must be a shirtless clown.

b-b-but YOLO! speshul snowflakes gotta dress this way to show they’re unique and speshul
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cautioncat:

sirkowski:

kouotsu:

vomit coming out of my ears atm

Well ain’t she fucking special.

This attire could be completely black, or loud. That, and it seems like they’re not wearing a tshirt either.

They must be a shirtless clown.

b-b-but YOLO! speshul snowflakes gotta dress this way to show they’re unique and speshul

Source: webkinzinsider

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The Last Breath is the best Pyro misc.
I also love the bucktooth look it gives with the Triclops hat.
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The Last Breath is the best Pyro misc.

I also love the bucktooth look it gives with the Triclops hat.

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  • 2 weeks ago
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