oh no someone said something about a woman, better get offended
I’m reminded of that netflix commercial (i think its netflix) where that woman is ogling that guy in the dungeon; you know the one.
sexism goes both ways, ya know.
Champ Select:
-Call support
-no one says anything
-Call bot lane
-No one says anything
-Game starts
-everyone tells me to get out of bot and go mid
-have support runes, masteries, and initial items
-Somehow fuck up Veigar in midlane in a one on one
-Go on a crazy killstreak
-Receive marriage proposal
Tumblr I beg you to stop
This is for all the TF2 players who think pocketing [instead of keeping as many teammates at 150% health] is a good strategy.
I enjoy making distracting sprays.
oh and i got partnered with this guy the very next match, too.
Why can I never win???
-file taxes
get refund
-college sends correction of financial aid
-fill out tax correction form
-wait weeks
-wait
-3 months later:

The same thing happened last year with my insurance card; for some reason the mail person won’t put it in the mail box of this apartment. Notice they have no difficulty sending this letter, or bills to me.
I want that $800.
A non-Loki related reason you should be reading comic books.
Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him
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Tarzan was king of the jungle
and Lord over all the apes
but he could hardly string together four words
“I Tarzan, you Jane”
Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY read The Hobbit
I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.
(via psyqualia)
Source: thefoxxybenedict
Special Combo Takedown: Bat Bitch-Slap
vomit coming out of my ears atm
Well ain’t she fucking special.
This attire could be completely black, or loud. That, and it seems like they’re not wearing a tshirt either.
They must be a shirtless clown.
b-b-but YOLO! speshul snowflakes gotta dress this way to show they’re unique and speshul
Source: webkinzinsider
The Last Breath is the best Pyro misc.
I also love the bucktooth look it gives with the Triclops hat.



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